Friday, November 21

Have You Ever...

...sat through class, work, a movie, the bus, etc. etc. etc. and the person sitting next to you is constantly sneezing, sniffling, or coughing, and it drives you absolutely nuts? You wonder why they don't excuse them self to a more discrete place, like the restroom to deal with their germ spreading, stuffy nose running, congested mucus self? This week, I was that annoying person.

...constantly checked your phone 500+ times, hoping to find a missed call, new text message, or voicemail, yet much to your dismay no one has tried communicating with your 10 digits all day? No, you're more popular than that? Well, I only checked it like 20 times...500's a bit much!

...gained 10 lbs in one week because your employer thought they had to feed you gourmet meals (breakfast and lunch) all week long? Free food means free calories, right? WRONG!

...sat down in one sitting and eaten an entire container of Ben & Jerry's ice cream after a long and tiring day/week? I swear I only took one bite and before I knew it, the container was empty...oops!

...come home from work with all intentions of working out, but before you knew it, you were already in your pajamas ready to go to bed? I forgot how exhausting listening to people lecture for eight hours a day is.

...fallen asleep, head bobbing and all, during a colleague's presentation? I think I'm incapable of sitting still without my eyes slowly closing, and my head quickly bobbing.

...sat down to do work, looked at the clock, and realized you just spent the last hour gchatting, and doing nothing else? Yeah, me either!

This entire week has been nothing but unusual.

5 comments:

trentathon said...

you are HILARIOUS

Joshua and Joy said...

I second that Amy, You're so funny! I always love reading your posts.

Lauren Kay said...

Ditto to all of the above!

Weston and Karen said...

I've done all of the above. I guess that's why we instantly became friends in DC. We have all the same habits

Monica said...

That's been my usual for the past month...