Never Make a Promise You Can't Keep

In my quest to be more frugal with my money,

I promised myself that this weeks lunch

Would consist of the cheapest item off of the menu.

I rushed over the the Embassy, starving, and ready to eat.

After glancing, double glancing, then staring at the menu,

I was no longer starving, or ready to eat,

But, a promise is a promise, even if it's only to myself.

So, I ordered the cheapest thing,

Thinking, maybe this time it will be better?

The first time I tried liver it was my cat's food.

Today, it was my lunch.

The verdict: I've tasted, I've tried, I've given it a fair chance,

And I never need to do it again.